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No More Mad Cowboy Disease

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A man is stumbling through the woods when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.
He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, where upon he asks the drunk, “Are you ready to find [...]

We live in a society that by and large discourages questioning. After all a society that doesn’t question is a society that is much more malleable by those who hold power. Silence is the real function of our schools. As a result of our socialization most hesitate to question the status quo. This [...]

This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase talking behind ones back
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Every year San Jose State University runs a contest for the worst opening line for a novel. This is, of course, to honour Bulwer-Lytton’s egregious “It was a dark and stormy night” opening. This year’s winner, Dave Zobel of Manhattan Beach California, came up with the following:
She resolved to end the love affair [...]

In between visiting family in Vancouver I tool a few minutes for myself and went down to Granville Island Market. This is a rather funky “open air” market located on reclaimed land underneath the Granville Street bridge. That is, they dumped a lot of fill into the water there and created a small [...]

Here’s a map of my journey this past week (click here for a larger image)

The first leg was Rossland to Kelowna, approximately 350 km. or 215 mi. , for the company picnic. The next day, after going for a nice spicy Mexican lunch with Pure Carnage and his girlfriend I took off for [...]

So there I was enjoying a nice can of ice cold Iced Tea at the company BBQ in Kelowna on Sunday, just starting to ease into my holidays after a 4 hour drive through fog and blinding rain to get there when something felt very wrong. I mean, when was the last time you had [...]

I’m leaving Sunday morning and will be in Vancouver from Monday through the following weekend - if you are in Vancouver and want to get together for coffee etc - send me your phone number by Saturday night.
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Sent to me by Clyde via email:
Washington DC (NP) - Congress today announced that the Office of President of the United States will be outsourced to overseas as of June 30th, the end of this fiscal year. The move is being made to save $400K a year in salary, a record $521 Billion in [...]