Doug’s Dynamic Drivel

The following are actual country music song titles as collected by Mike Harden a columnist for the Columbus Dispatch. These were the worstof the lot:

How Can I Miss You if You Won’t Go Away
If the Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend (I Sure Miss Him)
I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot [...]

Remember how last month the directors of the FBI and the CIA raised the terror threat by saying that there would be a massive terrorist attack in the US before the election with the intent to disrupt the election? Or how Ahcroft has been saying he same thing since early this year?
Fresh intelligence had [...]