From the Washington Post’s annual neologism contest
Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the [...]
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The middle aged man was visibly shaken when his doctor advised that he had only 6 months to live because of the terminal disease that was detected during a recent physical check-up.
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cya all - one of my favourite jazz groups ♫ I Remember Me – Oregon
A classic Canadian piece ♫ Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald – Gordon Lightfoot
@subschema Thanks.Interesting - just the past day or so I've been trying to track down my best friend from elementary school - 48 years is too long ♫ The Devil Went Down To Georgia – The Charlie Daniels Band
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