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Date: December 16th, 2004

What you CAN eat this holiday season

16 December, 2004 (17:13) | Humor | No comments

This is a health message for all those who are very concerned about their diet
Can’t eat Beef, Mad cow….

Can’t eat chicken, bird flu….

Can’t eat eggs, Salmonella ….

Can’t eat pork, fears that bird flu will infect piggies ….

Can’t eat fish, heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat ….

Can’t eat fruits and veggies, [...]

 

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