Doug’s Dynamic Drivel

Can’t eat Beef, Mad cow….

Can’t eat chicken, bird flu….

Can’t eat eggs, Salmonella ….

Can’t eat pork, fears that bird flu will infect piggies ….

Can’t eat fish, heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat ….

Can’t eat fruits and veggies, insecticides and herbicides ….

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I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!!

Chocolate is a vegetable, it comes from cocoa beans

Bean = Vegetable, Sugar comes from Sugar Beets

Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.

To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.

Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

Just remember Christmas is a time of stress and STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS! So eat as many desserts as you want to undo your stress

So send this page to four people and you will lose 2 pounds.

Send this to everyone you know (or ever knew), and you will lose 10 pounds.

And if you don’t forward this page you will gain 10 pounds immediately!

“That’s why I had to pass this on - - - - - I didn’t want to risk it.”