Blonde Secretary
Another day at the office
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Month: March, 2005
This one is for Stu
A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said,
“A penny for your thoughts, Angus.”
“Well, uh, I was thinkin’ perhaps it’s aboot time for a wee [...]
Sleepover
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Finally
The physical remains of Terri Shiavo have finally died, her spirit died 15 years ago. Now the battles really begin. Republicans who are blind to the public’s temperature for government interference in private lives will, along with the superstitious christian right, use her death as a rallying point for judicial reform. Expect Terri to [...]
The Big Thaw
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on [...]
AllYourMetaBelongToUs”
Uh oh
Is it an European/Canadian plot to slowly dumb down America until they can quietly invade us one day, and we don’t even know it until a tag appears in Technorati labeled “AllYourMetaBelongToUs”?
Damn she’s on to us mates! No need to worry though, smarties like Shelley aside it’s obvious the plan is working just fine; [...]
Blame my job
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him.
Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, “Just what the hell are you doing?”
“Well,” said the guy, “you see, I’m a Chiropractor and I could see that you were [...]
A New Haberdasher Please
George W. Bush’s little dictatorship is slowly falling apart. A recent CNN poll showed 42% approving his job performance and 49% disapproving. Even more important is his, and the GOP senate’s, miscalculation over the public’s backing of their stance on Terri Schiavo. Poll after poll has shown a large majority outraged that the government [...]
Little Nancy’s Goldfish
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peeked
over the fence. Interested, he asked,
“What are you up to there, Nancy?”
“My goldfish died,” Nancy said tearfully, without looking up, “and I just buried him.”
The neighbor laughed and said condescendingly, “That’s a really big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?”
Nancy [...]
The Hotel Bill
Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this…
A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston.
After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they’re too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stopped at a nice hotel and [...]
