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Date: March 1st, 2005

And today’s BOFH award goes to…

1 March, 2005 (18:45) | Business, Computer, Sociology | No comments

If you are in the IT business, particularly on the technical side and specifically in the support end of the game you really ought to be aware of the BOFH articles (of war?). If you haven’t been reading them I urge you to do so (start with the first issue it will , um set [...]

Psst… the barn door is open

1 March, 2005 (10:38) | Humor | No comments

10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson… Paging Mr. Johnson..
6. Elvis is leaving the building.
5. The Buick is not all the [...]

Dead Duck

1 March, 2005 (07:57) | Humor | No comments

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said,
“I’m so sorry, your Duck, Cuddles, has passed away.”
The [...]

 

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