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Date: March 9th, 2005

Men will never learn

9 March, 2005 (20:08) | Humor | No comments

Due to inherit a fortune when his ailing widower father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
Going to a singles bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.
“I’m just an ordinary man,” he said, walking up to her, “but in just a week or two, my father will [...]

30 lines to make you smile

9 March, 2005 (20:03) | Humor | No comments

My husband and I divorced over religious differences….. He thought he was God and I didn’t.
I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don’t [...]

Your Privacy

9 March, 2005 (17:47) | Business, Political | No comments

Perversely, one of the saddest yet most rewarding parts of my job is contacting people whose credit card, or worse whose identity, has been stolen and telling them this for the first time. I will always remember the lady in New York who I called last year. It turned out to be her 40th birthday [...]

 

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