Doug’s Dynamic Drivel

Johnny the newfie was working at the fish plant in Carbonear when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers. He went to the emergency room in St. John’s and when he got there the doctor looked at Johnny and said, “Let’s have da fingers and I’ll see what I can do.”
Johnny [...]

A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice,”Hey bartender,you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet.
In a deep, husky voice, the woman [...]

As many of you know the Canadian federal government is considering a national child care program. This program would create federally funded daycare for children so families could go from being SIKs (single income - kids) to being DIKs (dual income -kids). However this plan really does not go far enough and is really biased [...]

The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles
USA Today is read by people who think they [...]