Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peeked
over the fence. Interested, he asked,
“What are you up to there, Nancy?”
“My goldfish died,” Nancy said tearfully, without looking up, “and I just buried him.”
The neighbor laughed and said condescendingly, “That’s a really big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?”
Nancy [...]
Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this…
A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston.
After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they’re too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stopped at a nice hotel and [...]
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, [...]
cya all - one of my favourite jazz groups ♫ I Remember Me – Oregon
A classic Canadian piece ♫ Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald – Gordon Lightfoot
@subschema Thanks.Interesting - just the past day or so I've been trying to track down my best friend from elementary school - 48 years is too long ♫ The Devil Went Down To Georgia – The Charlie Daniels Band
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