Doug’s Dynamic Drivel

I have a very dear old friend who lives in Denver. In fact if it wasn’t for her I probably wouldn’t have this blog because she’s responsible (and if you’re reading this my dear it’s still ALL your fault) for getting me into geeky type behavoiur in the first place (running a dial up [...]

Are here any Fred Neil fans out there? If so and if you are so inclined I’d really appreciate an mp3 of his version of “Please send me someone to love” - and if you happen to have the BB King version as well I’d be interested in that too
I’m back playing [...]

Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf–k you.
You say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing.
Well this day was a total waste of make-up.
Well, aren’t we a damn ray of sunshine?
Don’t bother me, I’m living happily ever after.
Do I look like a people person?
This isn’t an office. It’s hell with fluorescent lighting.
I started [...]

Would you like fries with that (very funny)
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