Things stressed women say
5 April, 2005 (16:48) | Humor
- Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf–k you.
- You say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing.
- Well this day was a total waste of make-up.
- Well, aren’t we a damn ray of sunshine?
- Don’t bother me, I’m living happily ever after.
- Do I look like a people person?
- This isn’t an office. It’s hell with fluorescent lighting.
- I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
- Why don’t you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?
- I’m not crazy. I’ve been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
- Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
Give me a little link love would ya ;):
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