Doug’s Dynamic Drivel

In a recent Channel 4 news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt’s sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena.
She allegedly missed the target and stabbed [...]

He said . . .. I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said .. . You wear pants don’t you?
He said .. . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . That’s a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit [...]

President Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona. He spoke for almost an hour on his future plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living. He referred to his career as Governor of Texas, how he had signed “YES” 1,237 times - for [...]

Grandpa and Grandma were visiting the kids over-night, when Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son’s medicine cabinet. He asked the son about using one of the pills.
The son said, “I don’t think you should take one; they’re very strong and very expensive.”
“How much?” asked Grandpa.
“$10.00 a pill,” answered the son.
“I [...]

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.
She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.”
With that she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, “Come on, [...]