Doug’s Dynamic Drivel

Congrats have to go to the Pulitzer Prize awards committee for their award in photo journalism to AP for breaking news photo journalism. Why congrats? Well for one thing they didn’t fold to pressure from right wing blowhards like Michelle Malkin, Scott W. Johnson (

Thanks goes to Ron from Real Politics for this one
The New POPE
Reported by Willie E. Davis
The almost 120 Cardinals from around the world that gathered to choose a successor in the Vatican’s Sistine Chapel were stunned and expressed amazement.
Cardinal Mohoney the Vatican spokesperson had this to say, “We in the conclave are all shocked. We [...]

During a visit to the mental asylum the Minister of Health asked the director for the criteria to institutionalize a patient.
“Well,” said the director, “we fill up a bath tub, we offer a teaspoon and a tea cup to the patient, and we ask the patient to empty the bathtub.”
“Oh, [...]

The high school coaches in Boise, Idaho went to a coaches’ retreat. To save money they had to room together.
No one wanted to room with Coach Daryl because he snored so bad.
They decide it’s not fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first [...]

Basically I don’t like centralized services. I don’t like the idea that if someone’s server goes down I’m cut off from my information flow, or can’t login somewhere, or if they go out of business I lose all my data. In general I think centralized services are a bad idea. Bloglines is a good service [...]

How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path
How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
What Do Eskimos [...]