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Date: August 9th, 2005

Shibboleth

9 August, 2005 (19:32) | Humor | 1 comment

As part of an effort to crack down on terrorist activity within Britain, Prime Minister Tony Blair has instituted a new series of tests that any applicant for British citizenship must pass:

The ability to express the full range of human emotion by gentle throat clearing.
The ability to drink a full pint of warm flat beer [...]

Evolution

9 August, 2005 (17:17) | Political, Religion, Science | No comments

It boggles my mind that Bush actually stood up for stupidityIntelligent Design being taught in the school. Oh, I wasn’t surprised that he probably believes it’s as valid a “science” as evolutionary theory, after all he really is that stupid. No, I’m surprised his handlers let him make such a stupid comment. I [...]

Really?

9 August, 2005 (07:37) | Humor | 2 comments

So there I was engaged in my usual morning ritual of working on a NYT Sunday Crossword (I have books of them) when I run across the following clue, Cub Scout’s cookie and I couldn’t help but laugh at the answer - Brownie. Boy things sure have changed since I was a Cub Scout [...]

 

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