Seasonal Greetings
Season’s Greetings!
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, (while recognizing it may be the summer solstice in the location of the recipient of this electronic communication). I
further recognize that this is a tradition borrowed, adopted or otherwise applied by certain of the natives/immigrants/deportees to this country) practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious / secular persuasions and / or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make North America great, (not to imply that North America is necessarily greater than any other region), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or software preferences of the wishee.(By accepting this greeting, you (the wishee) are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself, others or the wishee, and is void where
prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish to the original wishee only at the sole discretion of the wisher.)
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Comment from AP
Time: 12/26/2005, 9:27 pm
Hi Doug — love the offer but not sure if the warranty disclaimer is conspicuous enough. perhaps some blinking xmas lights? happy chrismahanukwanzanukah to you!