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Date: March 26th, 2006

26 signs you’ve grown old

26 March, 2006 (20:55) | Humor | 6 comments

Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
You watch the Weather Channel.
Your friends marry and [...]

 

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