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How to Hug a Baby

2 August, 2006 (16:50) | Humor, Photography

A friend sent me these today:

1. First, spy a baby .

2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you sniff the stink of baby powder and the wonderful aroma of number two, this is indeed a baby.

3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process. **Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the “paw slide” easier .

4. The “paw slide” – Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented “hug, smile, and lean” so as to achieve the best photo quality .

Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your days. Not to mention the yummy food and picture frame space!

Good Wags and Good Luck!!!

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Comments

Comment from Mike
Time: 8/2/2006, 7:31 pm

Too cute for words!

Comment from diane oser
Time: 8/2/2006, 7:53 pm

Having been a dog lover and having shared most of my life with at least one pooch, How can one NOT love this canine mush (slobber, free of charge).

Comment from Sue Dobson
Time: 8/7/2006, 5:23 am

I love the pictures and comments. The Mastiff looks identicall to mine minus the brindle markings. Wonderful breed and cute baby.

Comment from mary
Time: 8/8/2006, 2:38 pm

one of the cutest things I have ever seen….nothing like animals or babies and the two together are so sweet. mb

Comment from Flavia
Time: 5/4/2008, 11:04 am

my kids survived similar loving by our series of labrador retrievers, Saphire, Sugar Bear, Kasha Moira, and Puca Bear. I think the relationship helps both babies and kids grow up healthy and have fun long lives, both the last 2 dogs still truckin and lovin at 16, and 15 yrs. old. (the kids are still kickin too)
It is amazing how much dog hair a baby can ingest and grow up healthy!
What wonderful photos.
thanks for sharing