It’s difficult to say
Things That Are Difficult to Say When You’re Drunk:
- Indubitably
- Innovative
- Preliminary
- Proliferation
- Cinnamon
Things That Are Very Difficult to Say When You’re Drunk:
- Specificity
- British Constitution
- Passive-aggressive disorder
- Loquacious transubstantiate
Things That Are Downright Impossible to Say When You’re Drunk:
- Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
- Nope, no more booze for me.
- Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
- Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
- Oh, I just couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing.























Comment from M. Douglas Wray
Time: 9/14/2006, 6:20 pm
LMAO!
Don’t forget (under Downright Impossible):
“Model this silver-sequined Speedo on Main? Are you insane?”
sigh. Yes, I have photos.