Best Short Scots joke
A guy walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,
“Excuse me Miss, day ye hiv ony books on suicide?”
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses, and says,
“Foock off, ye’ll noo bring it back!”
Comment from Mike
Time: 11/16/2006, 11:17 pm
Aye, now that’s fooking brilliant and dead funny!