Reverend Haggard
After changing his story several times, “Reverend” Ted Haggard has finally confessed to “sexual immorality,” whatever the heck that is.
The Press only reported part of his confession, in which he said, “I am a deceiver and a liar. There is a part of my life that is so repulsive and dark that I’ve been warring against it all of my adult life.”
But they left out the next part: “And I SO need a spanking! Beat me, whip me!
