Networking Protocols (Scotland) RFC 3203
Every country has networking challenges that need to be overcome through ingenuity and the efficient use of local resources, Scotland included. This one is for Stu.
For the rest of us there’s always RFC 1149
And for more tech silliness there’s always the list of April Fool’s Day RFCs 
For the uninitiated RFC stands for Request for Comment and is the means by which protocols (think WiFi for example) are developed
Comment from Stu Savory
Time: 12/18/2006, 9:03 pm
If ewe use the scottish protocol, ewe’ll need lots of ram