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16 June, 2007 (09:18) | Humor

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey,beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:Water = Poop

Wine = Health

Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There’s no need to thank me for this valuable information; I’m doing his as a public service.

[tags]E. Coli, humor,humour,jokes,funny,water,liquor,booze[/tags]

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Comment from ekzept
Time: 6/16/2007, 4:47 pm

here! here!!

don’t forget beer. however, that is yeast crap. come to think of it, so is wine.

well, yeast urine, anyway …

Comment from M. Douglas Wray
Time: 6/16/2007, 10:49 pm

I feel the same way about soda pop. Tons of filtration, treatment, etc.

burp!!!! I’ll have another Rum and Coke!

Comment from The Dynamic Driveler
Time: 6/17/2007, 9:00 am

rum and coke - leave off the coke and I’ll join you Mr. Wray. My poison is Appleton’s 12 year old on the rocks. I really wish I could get a bottle of Appleton’s 21 year old rum to try it but it isn’t available in BC.

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