Inner Peace
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, “The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you started and have never finished.”
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn’t finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of white zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey’s Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a bottle of Jim Beam, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
Best to ya all always.
You may want to pass this on to those whom you think might also be in need of inner peace.
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Comments
Comment from Dirtgrain
Time: 7/19/2007, 6:22 pm
Man, I picked a bad day to quit drinking.
Comment from Diane Oser
Time: 7/19/2007, 3:09 am
For me, inner peace starts with a kiss in the morning, a cup of java, and the knowledge that you love me, and I you. So there. The rest of the day takes care of itself.