Kinky
This one is for the pun master – Stu
Paddy and Colleen were making passionate love in Paddy’s mini van when suddenly Colleen, being a bit on the side, yells out ‘Oh bigboy,,whip me!’
Paddy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have any whips on hand, but in a flash of inspiration, he opens the window, snaps the antenna off his van and proceeds to whip Colleen until they both collapse in ecstasy.
About a week later, Colleen notices that the marks left by the whipping are starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor.The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks,’Did you get these marks having sex?’
Colleen, a little embarrassed that she has slept with Paddy (let alone that she allowed the kinky bastard to whip her) eventually admits that, yes, she did.Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims,
‘I thought so, because in all my years of doctoring you’ve got the worst case of van aerial disease that I’ve ever seen.
[tags]humour,humor,jokes,funny,sex,comedy[/tags]
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Comment from Stu
Time: August 17, 2007, 6:54 am
In the US – where they have no universal health care – she would not have been able to afford the cure. I expect she had a whip-round then 
But even that might not be enough, so until she gets enough money she just stores all the small coins on the window ledge before opening a bank account and putting the contents of the penny sill in
Comment from Kay Dennison
Time: August 17, 2007, 11:38 am
Tooooooooo funny!!!!!! I love a good pun!
Comment from Liz
Time: August 19, 2007, 2:20 pm
Oh, very good! But the latin one on Stu’s blog is even better.
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Comment from M. Douglas Wray
Time: August 17, 2007, 6:48 am
(covers face and groans)