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Date: August 30th, 2007

For the Ladies in the Audience

30 August, 2007 (21:57) | Humor | No comments

This is an actual letter sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph…
Dear Mr. Thatcher,
I have been a loyal user of your “Always” maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the Leak Guard Core(tm) or Dri-Weave(tm) [...]

Quote of the day

30 August, 2007 (16:30) | Business, Political, Quotable | No comments

From a comment on Orcinus
“There is no such thing, at this date of the world’s history, in America, as an . You know it and I know it.
“There is not one of you who dares to write your honest opinions, and if you did, you know beforehand that it would never appear in print. I [...]

If it’s not zero

30 August, 2007 (16:25) | Political | 3 comments

[tag]Elizabeth Edwards[/tag] gets it right. Ask your candidate if they have a health plan and if they do how many will be left without insurance. If the answer is NOT [tag]zero[/tag], find another candidate

[tags]2008, health insurance, John Edwards[/tags]
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Iraq’s WMD found at last

30 August, 2007 (16:10) | Political | No comments

In the US
UNITED NATIONS (Reuters) - United Nations officials found vials of dangerous chemicals, which had been removed from a decade ago, in a U.N. building in New York, but U.N. officials said on Thursday there was no danger.
George, you should have invaded NY not Iraq
[tags]WMD[/tags]
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