Internet flotsam and jetsom
Aye matey there be pirates out there. The Scum of the Internet I call them. They be stealing your bandwidth is what they be. Why no sooner do you be putting a hard found picture up on your site than these low life bilge rats come along and link directly to it from their site making you pay the freight. Aye look at what they did to our fine friend Rageboy. But evens was had it were, oh indeed he savaged the fascist Jesuits good he did.
Now that be one way to deal with these vermin. Myself I’m too lazy an old miscreant to hunt them down a make ‘em walk the plank. I just cut them off in .htaccess and have this picture shown instead
har har har har
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Comment from The Dynamic Driveler
Time: 11/1/2007, 2:57 pm
Well shiver me timbers there matey , if it isn’t the infamous pirate Kat Herding. well mate seeing as how you be a famous pirate and all I’ll be glad to assist you in this wee matter
RewriteEngine on
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} !^$
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} !^http://thealders.net/.*$ [NC]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} !^http://thealders.net$ [NC]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} !^http://www.thealders.net/.*$ [NC]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} !^http://www.thealders.net$ [NC]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} !^http://www.thealders.net/blogs/.*$ [NC]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} !^http://www.thealders.net/blogs$ [NC]
RewriteRule .*\.(jpg|jpeg|gif|bmp)$ http://www.thealders.net/images/bandwidth_thief.png [R,NC]
just be changing the domains to your now would ya please and kindly thankee
Comment from Kat Herding
Time: 11/1/2007, 11:41 am
May it please yer Grace, Cap’n Sir, will ya post the ,htacess code? Some of us newbies don’t know that trick yet, and it sounds easier’n makin these bloody bandits walk the plank.