A Canadian Poem
It’s winter here in Canada
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
And twenty-five below.
Oh, how I love Canada
The snow’s as deep as your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I’ll hang around
I could never leave Canada
‘Cause I’m frozen to the ground!
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