Doug’s Dynamic Drivel

[tag]Desperation[/tag] is the last act of the[tag] irrelevant[/tag]. The [tag]Catholic church [/tag]has been steadily becoming increasingly more irrelevant to the lives of Europeans. As this trend progresses we see each Pope becoming more fundamentalist. The current [tag]Pope[/tag] is, quite frankly, if one listens to his pronouncements, an idiot. Remember this one?
Pope Benedict XVI has launched [...]

Crack Found on Governor’s Daughter
[Imagine that!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting [...]