Retirement Planning
Might be a little out dated, but the message is there!!
- If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
- With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
- With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
- If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock, you would have $49.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer/wine one year ago, drank all the beer/wine, then turned in the cans/bottles for the aluminum and glass recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to Drink heavily and recycle.’
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