Canadian Terrorists
Reading the headlines yesterday in my RSS reader I saw numerous references early in the morning to geese being the cause of US Airways Flight 1549′s crash landing in the Hudson River. OK, no problem there, but later in the day the headlines took on a more ominous tone as for example: Canada geese confirmed as culprit in US Airways crash-landing . That’s right, Canada is being blamed for this crash. Apparently a terrorist cell of jihadi suicide Canada Geese “bombers” struck a blow for feathered freedom, launching themselves full force into the jet engines, sacrificing their lives to rid the skies of infidel invaders. I wasn’t fooled by those black hoods all those geese have, were you?Quick call Homeland Security – it’s time to put giant nets up all across the border.
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