BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!
JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, [...]
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Fred Zimmerman sings the Creation Science song. Decent guitar playing too
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I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been [...]
You know, we’re really going to miss Bush when he’s gone because he is a natural target for comedians. His mangling of English and his goofy looks were just the thing to make fun of. Obama, however, despite his ability to motivate crowds is just plain boring when it comes to comedic material. Nevertheless, Andy [...]
He pulled into the crowded parking lot at the Super Wal-Mart Shopping Center and rolled down the car windows to make sure his Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.
The dog was stretched full-out on the back seat and he wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. He walked to the curb [...]
After having been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, a real southern gentleman beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, ‘Miss, y’all sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y’all to give me a piece of ass?’
‘Lord, that’s the most direct proposition I’ve ever had!’ gasped the [...]
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight - Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn’t know what to call her so [...]
Home Depot Honors Fallen Soldiers With Great Prices On Tools
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