No one wants their last words to be "Oh my God! The old gypsy woman was right..."
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first NFL game. They had great seats right behind the bench. After the game he asked her how she liked the experience.
“Oh I really liked it,” she said! “Especially the really tight pants and all of the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded her date asked, “What on earth do you mean?”
“Well I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: “Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!”
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