ABC
Mommy, mommy, in class today we did ABC but I said ‘ABCDE’. “Is that because I am blonde?”
“Yes, dear that’s because you’re blonde.”
“Mommy, mommy, we counted one, two, three, but I counted one, two, three, four five, six. Is that because I’m blonde?”
“Yes, dear, it’s because you are blonde.”
“Mommy, mommy, everyone else in the class doesn’t even need a bra, but I wear a “C” cup. Is that because I’m blonde?”
“No, dear. It’s because you’re 22.”
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