Blind Man
A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice,”Hey bartender,you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet.
In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things…
- The bartender is a blonde woman.
- The bouncer is a blonde woman.
- The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.
- The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
- I’m a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black belt in karate, and a very bad attitude!
Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?”
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says: “Nah. Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times
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