No one wants their last words to be "Oh my God! The old gypsy woman was right..."
A blonde goes into Tim Horton’s and notices there’s a “peel up the rim and win” sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels up the rim and starts screaming, “I’ve won a motor home! I’ve won a motor home!”
The waitress says, “That’s impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch.”
But the blonde keeps on screaming, “I’ve won a motor home! I’ve won a motor home!”
Finally, the manager comes over and says, “Ma’am, I’m sorry, but you’re mistaken. You can’t have possibly won a motor home because we don’t have that as a prize!”
The blonde says, “No, it’s not a mistake. I’ve won a motor home!” and she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads ….
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