Doug’s Divine Drollery

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said,
“Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.”
The other man said, [...]

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says… “Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’ re about my age. How do you feel?”
Slim says, “I feel just like [...]

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor [...]

Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other’s health, one asked how the other’s husband was doing.
“Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead right [...]