Doug’s Divine Drollery

A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act.
While en route, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. [...]

The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and demanded $20 for their first love making encounter. In his highly aroused state, he readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30 years, him thinking it was a cute way for her to buy new [...]

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
“Olympic condoms?”, she blurts, “What makes them so special?”
“There are three colours”, he replies, “Gold, Silver and Bronze.”
“What color are you going to wear [...]

A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron. He turned to her and said, “This is a special day, I’m celebrating.”
“What a coincidence,” said the woman, “I’m celebrating, too.” She clinked glasses with him and asked, “What are you celebrating?”
“I’m a chicken farmer,” [...]

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack’s mini van and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
“I realize [...]

Jenny’s husband, Charley, was a male chauvinist. Even though they both worked full-time, he never helped around the house. Housework was woman’s work!
But one evening Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove, and [...]

A woman was having a daytime affair. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway.
“Hurry! Grab your clothes, and jump out the window. My husband’s home early!”
“I can’t jump out the window! It’s raining out there!”
“If my husband [...]