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Homer and the Blonde

7 September, 2005 (06:29) | Blondes

Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:59 PM. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was just starting. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Homer and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?”

Homer says, “You know, I’ll bet he jumps.”

The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”

Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, “You’re on!”

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Homer, saying, “Fair’s fair. Here’s your money.”

Homer replied, “I can’t take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o’clock news and knew he would jump.”

The blonde replies, “I did too; but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”

Homer took the money…….

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