The Why’s of Men
7 September, 2005 (06:18) | Relationships
- Why do men become smarter during sex? (because they are plugged into a genius)
- Why don’t women blink during sex? (they don’t have enough time)
- Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? (they don’t stop to ask directions)
- Why do men snore when they lie on their backs? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
- why were men given larger brains than dogs? (so they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktails parties)
- Why did god make men before women? (you need a rough draft before you make copy)
- How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down? (don’t know…..it never happened)
- Why did god put men on earth? (because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn)
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