Doug’s Divine Drollery

Way down in the out ports of Newfoundland, Murph’s old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said,
“Hey, Murph! You [...]

A Newfoundlander was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
“I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds.”
When the Newfoundlander returned, he shocked the doctor [...]