Doug’s Divine Drollery

My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire…
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don’t fret about it…
She moved in with me.
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Looking back over the years
that we’ve been together,
I can’t help but wonder…
“What the hell was I thinking?”
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one [...]

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn’t speak very well but she could write notes when she needed to communicate.
After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members [...]

A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. “This is exciting,” thought the gentleman.
“I’ve always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I’ll be able to see him in person.”
Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to [...]