Doug’s Divine Drollery

There is a new book out which all great golfers should read. Those not so great may also read and learn. Here is a brief synopsis of the content, chapter by chapter.

How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee
How to [...]

Two old drunks in a bar. The first one says, “Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn’t bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. “By the time I was 50, I could [...]

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and Gomer.
The three men had always done everything together.
Darryl arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet. Darryl said,”Yup, his face is burned up [...]

A North Carolina redneck passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow. However, she can’t touch it until she turns 16.
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Folks in Georgia now go to some movies in groups of 18 or more. They were told 17 and under are not admitted.
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The minimum drinking age in Tennessee has been [...]