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Hair Raiser

24 October, 2005 (21:14) | Puns

A man was driving down the road one day and saw the oncoming car hit a rabbit. The man stopped to see how the bunny was. The driver who hit the rabbit stepped out of the car, sprayed the rabbit with something and all of a sudden, the rabbit jumped up, waved, hopped a little ways down the road, waved again, hopped to the edge of the forest, turned around, waved again, then hopped into the forest not to be seen again.

The man was amazed.”What did you spray him with??!”

The driver said ” It’s a hair rejuvenator with a permanent wave.”

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