Doug’s Divine Drollery

An airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa had a crash.
A few weeks later, Pepsi Company sent a rescue plane.
They searched the area and found a tribe of cannibals. They walked up to the Chief of the tribe and asked him if he knew anything about the crash.
The Chief said, “Yeah.” When [...]

In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. A hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular,
“Gosh…if I go down three inches…I wil feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed.”
There was a fish in the water thinking,
“gosh…if that fly goes down three [...]

A guy has spent five years traveling all around the world making a documentary on Native dances. At the end of this time, he has every single native dance of every indigenous culture in the world on film. He winds up in Australia, in Alice Springs, so he pops into a pub for a well [...]

The church steeple in Port Gibson is very high and was being painted on a rather hot day. The painter was about half way down and, as the steeple was widening out, was taking more paint. The painter felt that he might not have enough paint to finish. Since he was hot and tired, and [...]

Far away in the tropical waters of the Carribbean, two prawns swiming around in the sea, one called Justin and the other called Christian. Prawns were constantly being harried and threathened by sharks that patrolled the area.
Justin said to Christian, “I’m bored and frustrated being a prawn I wish I was a shark, I wouldnt [...]

After forty years of marriage, Frankenstein and the Bride of Frankenstein came to a standstill in their love life. Each night Frankenstein would come home from work, eat his dinner, and sit in front of the television set until he fell asleep. Dissatisfied with this arrangement, the Bride decided to see a therapist.
“He’s never in [...]