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November 02, 2005
Two Brooms Permalink this Drivel Similar Drivel: Puns

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom and the other groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding at the wedding dinner, the bride broom leaned over and said to the groom broom, ” I think I am going to have a little whisk Broom!”

“Impossible !!” said the groom broom.

“We haven’t even swept together!”

Posted by Doug at 7:15 pm

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