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Our favourite blonde strikes again

27 November, 2005 (20:05) | Blondes

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….

  • she called me to get my phone number.
  • she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate.”
  • she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
  • she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
  • she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
  • she tried to drown a fish.
  • she thought a quarterback was a refund.
  • she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
  • she tripped over a cordless phone.
  • she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
  • she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
  • she studied for a blood test.
  • when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
  • when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
  • when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left” she turned around and went home

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