Feel like a Baby
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says, “Sam, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”
Sam says, “Well, I feel just like a new-born baby.”
“Really!? Like a baby!?”
“Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet myself.”
