1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
• Female……Any part under a car’s hood.
• Male……….The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
• Female……Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
• Male………..Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
• Female……The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
• Male………..Leaving a note before taking off for the weekend with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n
• Female……A desire to get married and raise a family.
• Male………..Not trying to pick up other women while out with one’s girlfriend.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.
• Female……A good movie, concert, play or book.
• Male………..Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
• Female……An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
• Male………..A source of entertainment, self-statement male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
• Female……The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve.
• Male………..Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
• Female…….A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
• Male…………A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.

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