1970 - 2000
22 June, 2006 (05:45) | Lists
| 1970 |
2000 |
| Long Hair |
Longing for hair |
| The perfect high. |
The perfect high yield mutual fund. |
| Acid Rock. |
Acid Reflux. |
| Moving to California because it’s cool. |
Moving to California because it’s warm. |
| Growing pot. |
Growing pot belly. |
| Douglas Street bridge. |
Dental bridge. |
| Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your parents. |
Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your children. |
| Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor. |
Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor. |
| Seeds and stems. |
Roughage. |
| Popping pills, smoking joints. |
Popping joints. |
| Our president’s struggle with Fidel. |
Our president’s struggle with fidelity. |
| Killer weed. |
Weed killer. |
| Hoping for a BMW. |
Hoping for a BM. |
| The Grateful Dead. |
Dr. Kevorkian. |
| Getting out to a new, hip joint. |
Getting a new hip joint. |
| Rolling Stones. |
Kidney stones. |
| Being called into the principal’s office. |
Calling the principal’s office. |
| Screw the system! |
Upgrade the system. |
| Peace sign. |
Mercedes logo. |
| Parents begging you to get your hair cut. |
Children begging you to get their heads shaved. |
| Take acid. |
Take antacid. |
| Passing the driver’s test. |
Passing the vision test. |
| “Whatever” |
“Depends” |
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